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Dear Santa: All I Want Is a Cuddly Fish and a Chapeau

Posted by on December 24, 2012

Once upon a modern time

In a galaxy not far away

A cephalopod named Martin swam

In the depths where the mermaids did play

Life was straightforward, simple and fun

Days too similar to ever rehash

Till one fateful wintry day

When there came a surprising splash.

Martin responded as quick as a wink

To find a wrapped box – what the hey?

Tentacles ripped off the paper and lid

And out floated a festive beret.

(and what of the Frenchman, you may wonder now

For whom this gift was intended

Fear not silly reader for Santa is magic

This mishap was rapidly mended)

Martin donned the beret and quickly decided

‘twas better to be sexy than sorry

It looked so good on him that the tabloids agreed

He was the ocean’s best looking calamari.

So some day you may find yourself underwater

Snorkeling deep in the bay

If you spot a young squid with a jaunty chapeau

You’ve met Martin! Now have a happy holiday!

Squid Cork Ornament


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10 Responses to Dear Santa: All I Want Is a Cuddly Fish and a Chapeau

  1. Ed

    Happy Holidays to you two as well. Have fun!


  2. GrapeEnvyGuy

    Thanks Ed! Have a great holiday!

  3. MEL810

    Happy New Year, y’all !
    Here’s an article about bubbly with advice from Dr. Frank of NY.

  4. Lawrence Burke

    Hey GEG and VA Wine Diva,

    I really love this little poem!

  5. Peter

    Is this blog a thing of the past? That sure would be a shame.

  6. Lawrence Burke

    Peter, I don’t know what’s up. I hope they are both OK. I have emailed them a couple of times, and received no response.

  7. GrapeEnvyGuy

    Rumors of our passing are poorly exaggerated. Greatly exaggerated would imply a cool story, like “GEG and VWD were killed when the giant albatross they were riding got sucked into the engine of a passing Dreamliner.”

    Lawrence, sorry I missed the emails. That account gets a ton of crap from PR agencies so I glance at the inbox once a week at best. Hm, now I wonder what else I may have missed?

    We’ll be back. The last year has been a perfect storm of health issues, work craziness (in a good way), and a little bit of general ennui, at least on my part. My health seems to be back under control so I can start enjoying wine again. With my newest employee (who may or may not make it two weeks) I’m REALLY missing drinking.

    I know I’ve missed interacting with everyone and I’m looking forward to blogging again. Soon.

  8. Lawrence Burke

    You should probably copyright that story about Martin.

  9. Peter

    Good to hear! I am glad everything is going well and I look forward to when you guys are back on the saddle again.

  10. MEL810

    HEY GEG, You & VWD missed my slightly drunken encounter and photo-op with the Real Cougars at Blenheim this past winter.
    That was almost as cool as riding an albatross.

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